99.9% of people:
- Watch porn.
- Pick their nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
- Start diets and end up eating chips at midnight.
- Check out their body in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower.
- Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
- Fart and blame it on someone else.
- Stare at pictures of their crush.
- Practice conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
- Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
- Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
- Enjoy the pooping process.
- Concentrate so hard on having the right amount of eye contact with the person they are talking to, that they end up not hearing half of what he/she was saying.
- Turn their phones on to check the time, but forget to check the time.
I don’t normally do these, but I would really appreciate it if you read and admit it. Thanks for reading!!